Eclipse Valley is a place that can’t exist — mostly because it’s infinite desert. But that’s fine, because it’s a lighter reflection of our own world: one where monsters aren’t evil. They are still monsters, make no mistake: they are big, looming things that go bump in the night — but they’re not hostile. They know we exist, they love watching humans, they sometimes interact with humans, but they aren’t up to something. No judgement, no hunger, no crushing footsteps or raging spirits. Just… curiosity.
The monsters dotting the infinite desert of Eclipse Valley are curious! They want to know more about us! Because they think we’re neat! Similar to wildlife photographers and biologists that observe creatures for decades without interacting with them, the monsters are doing much the same to the humans. On occasion, they’ll interact: the housewife with the cyclops, for example. I think of this like when humans interact with backyard wildlife and fuck up their local ecosystem, like that one town in New England that fed the bears so much they just took over.
The desert is inspired by Dalí’s wastelands in his surreal works, but I deliberately call them deserts. Deserts are full of life adapted to such an environment, cacti and reptiles and birds and mammals and unique insects and arachnids and everything you can think of. Even a few amphibians and fish call the desert their home. It is a harsh environment, but not at all a wasteland. The monsters and the humans are just as much part of the desert environment as the cactus and the coyote.
Eclipse Valley is a surreal place, one that runs on a very specific cocktail. Take folk and fairy tale logic, dream logic, and the improv phrase “yes, and”. Add to it the Mojave and the Sahara, and the sunsets of both. Finally, add the darkness of an open closet in the middle of the night, and the eyes of your old beloved toys that may stare at you from them. Now, pour that in a blender, hit puree, and sip over ice. That’s Eclipse Valley. A place that’s full of the strange and surreal, where eyes watch from above, but they don’t impose themselves upon you, or anyone. The giant cyclops watching you tend your rose bush in the yard is as mundane as a squirrel watching you do the same thing. The monsters aren’t hostile, and neither are the people. The world is a mystery, and exploring it is the point. Saddle up and see what dark voids you can find out there in the eternal sands of Eclipse Valley.
![]() The Missing Sacrament Draws the Curious Eye of God Upon the Land Called Eclipse Valley This piece gave the setting its name. I was inspired to paint this out of the blue while working in a Catholic supply store. In Catholicism, there are seven sacraments, but realistically people only fulfull five or six along their lifespan. Holy Orders and Matrimony are opposing forces, one can't do both because Holy Orders involve chastity, and Matrimony wants as many babies as possible. In any case, only six girls are dancing. Which sacrament is missing? | ![]() Well, That’s A Tad Strange, Ain’t It? When a chunk of space fell from the sky, it landed in Eclipse Valley. A lone cowpoke on a donkey was the first to find it, and it was a shock to find that space has five fingers on its hand, much like primates. It is unknown if space and humans have a common ancestor, but this hasn't stopped the folks of Eclipse Valley from leaving out snacks for the night sky (and probably the coyotes). | ![]() Your Turn! Housewives in Eclipse Valley will sometimes play tic-tac-toe with the cyclopses, if any of them feel brave enough to peek over and choose X or O. (Cyclopses are very shy, you see.) | ![]() Sancho Panza and Don Quixote Observe the Migration of a Mother Pylon and her Pylings The pylons migrate from town to town, giving them power for a few weeks. Sometimes, a pyling will “put down roots”, and begin the next stage of its life cycle. For humans in Eclipse Valley, this means another place to connect power lines to. This is part of a symbiotic relationship between the species, as the power lines allow for reproduction. |