Age
25
Occupation
Restaurant Server
Species
Human
Eyes
Blue
Hair
Brown
Position
Power Bottom
Orientation
Pansexual, Panromantic, Polysexual, Polyromantic. Preference for penis, regardless of gender specification.
Heritage
Greek
Pred Preferences
OV, AV, CV
Diet
Cute girls and Tinder dates
Perma Count
6
Favorite Drinks
Vodka soda
Favorite Candy
Snicker's, King-sized
Favorite Films
The works of Lars von Trier
Favorite Comics
Watchmen (He thinks Dr. Manhattan is hot)
Has a HUGE family, think "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" but everyone's a pred. Except his eldest sister, the only prey in the family.
Has a sexual partner ("Master"), who is never seen on camera. Who are they? They could even be YOU!
Immune to March Moo-ness.
Lance's tastes are that of the rave: the more flashy, revealing, and eye-catching, the better! A proud exhibitionist, Lance shows off his body to everyone who looks at him. He's a diva, a star, a black widow spider in the shape of a twink. His wardrobe has the following:
Tops | A mesh crop top (Casual wear) | A black crop top with frayed edges (Workwear) | An orange pull-string hoodie |
---|---|
Bottoms | Mid-thigh jorts | Yellow shorts |
Socks | Black stockings with garters | Blue and yellow striped stockings |
Shoes | White running shoes |
Other | Black underwear with a skull on the bulge | Plain blue briefs | Two leashes, one yellow and one blue |
Due to his Dom/Sub relationship with his Master, he always wears two articles of clothing: his matching collar and ribbon. He can remove them, and is explicitly allowed to, but chooses not to. He will remove them for showers, sleep, and formal occasions; the latter of which he has a bow tie in the same color.
Work Outfit: Black crop top with frayed edges, mid-thigh jorts, white running shoes.
Casual Outfit: Mesh crop top, yellow shorts, white running shoes, orange hoodie (in case of wind chill).
Ian: Work besties. When stuff is about to expire, it's these two that eat what's left.
Henry: They have a George and Lenny style relationship. Lance is shorter, better with people, and willing to stand up for Henry. But when Lance's abilities fail, it's Henry that steps in with a show of force and a silent demeanor. Lance really values Henry as a personal friend, someone he can lean on. Plus, when he makes chili, the whole house smells heavenly.
Myron: Lance really admires Myron for his go-get-'em attitude. Someone that wakes up early, gets shit done, and keeps a smile on in spite of all the world's bullshit? A rare breed in these trying times. Some would call it a crush, others an infatuation. Lance just hopes that his feelings won't fall out of his stupid mouth when ordering his coffee before work.
Vari: While Vari and Lance seem friendly on camera, there's some deep-seated animosity on Vari's end after the stunt Lance pulled with Aodhán (see his section). Only brings him on for stuffing sessions, in hopes to ruin his figure.
Aodhán: Absolutely despise one another. On a personal mission to perma him after he set his moped on fire. Once kept him on the Condom Wall for 119 consecutive days, setting the record for everyone else to break, just so Vari would follow him back on a social media site. Despite all of this, there's a real friendship between them that only really appears when they're taking a smoke break.
Huck: They like each other fine, we suppose. Though Lance is still pissed at him for eating his Halloween costume that one time.
Fizz: They don't talk much, but from the one concert they attended together, Fizz is really the only one that can keep up with Lance's party-boy energy.
Rosco: ???