Lance Kallipygos
Lance Kallipygos

Age
25

Occupation
Restaurant Server

Species
Human

Personal Stats

Eyes
Blue

Hair
Brown

Position
Power Bottom

Orientation
Pansexual, Panromantic, Polysexual, Polyromantic. Preference for penis, regardless of gender specification.

Heritage
Greek

Vorish Stats

Pred Preferences
OV, AV, CV

Diet
Cute girls and Tinder dates

Perma Count
6

Trivia

Favorite Drinks
Vodka soda

Favorite Candy
Snicker's, King-sized

Favorite Films
The works of Lars von Trier

Favorite Comics
Watchmen (He thinks Dr. Manhattan is hot)

Lance is a server at The Bar. He's a huge bitch whose ass is padded with exes. Often seen eating phallic snacks of some sort, especially popsicles. Has a bright blue eyesore of a moped.

Has a HUGE family, think "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" but everyone's a pred. Except his eldest sister, the only prey in the family.

Has a sexual partner ("Master"), who is never seen on camera. Who are they? They could even be YOU!

Immune to March Moo-ness.

Appearance


Lance's tastes are that of the rave: the more flashy, revealing, and eye-catching, the better! A proud exhibitionist, Lance shows off his body to everyone who looks at him. He's a diva, a star, a black widow spider in the shape of a twink. His wardrobe has the following:

Tops A mesh crop top (Casual wear) | A black crop top with frayed edges (Workwear) | An orange pull-string hoodie
Bottoms Mid-thigh jorts | Yellow shorts
Socks Black stockings with garters | Blue and yellow striped stockings
Shoes White running shoes
Other Black underwear with a skull on the bulge | Plain blue briefs | Two leashes, one yellow and one blue

Due to his Dom/Sub relationship with his Master, he always wears two articles of clothing: his matching collar and ribbon. He can remove them, and is explicitly allowed to, but chooses not to. He will remove them for showers, sleep, and formal occasions; the latter of which he has a bow tie in the same color.

Work Outfit: Black crop top with frayed edges, mid-thigh jorts, white running shoes.

Casual Outfit: Mesh crop top, yellow shorts, white running shoes, orange hoodie (in case of wind chill).

Relationships


Ian: Work besties. When stuff is about to expire, it's these two that eat what's left.

Henry: They have a George and Lenny style relationship. Lance is shorter, better with people, and willing to stand up for Henry. But when Lance's abilities fail, it's Henry that steps in with a show of force and a silent demeanor. Lance really values Henry as a personal friend, someone he can lean on. Plus, when he makes chili, the whole house smells heavenly.

Myron: Lance really admires Myron for his go-get-'em attitude. Someone that wakes up early, gets shit done, and keeps a smile on in spite of all the world's bullshit? A rare breed in these trying times. Some would call it a crush, others an infatuation. Lance just hopes that his feelings won't fall out of his stupid mouth when ordering his coffee before work.

Vari: While Vari and Lance seem friendly on camera, there's some deep-seated animosity on Vari's end after the stunt Lance pulled with Aodhán (see his section). Only brings him on for stuffing sessions, in hopes to ruin his figure.

Aodhán: Absolutely despise one another. On a personal mission to perma him after he set his moped on fire. Once kept him on the Condom Wall for 119 consecutive days, setting the record for everyone else to break, just so Vari would follow him back on a social media site. Despite all of this, there's a real friendship between them that only really appears when they're taking a smoke break.

Huck: They like each other fine, we suppose. Though Lance is still pissed at him for eating his Halloween costume that one time.

Fizz: They don't talk much, but from the one concert they attended together, Fizz is really the only one that can keep up with Lance's party-boy energy.

Rosco: ???

Stories


Tales from the Bar

Gallery


NSFW Gallery

Outside Works