Myron is a barista at The Cafe. He's on a diet of protein shakes and guys who hog the bench. Has a magic cock ring that changes his cum into coffee creamer! (Also makes his hair grow sprinkles when he wears it.) Ask him what flavor you want!

Susceptible to March Moo-ness.

Appearance

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Appearance here

Headwear	A visor for the cafe
Tops	A pink tank top
Bottoms	Green shorts
Shoes	Red running shoes
Robes	An apron for the cafe
Other	A bisexual pride pin

Relationships

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Lance: Lance really admires Myron for his go-get-'em attitude. Myron likes that he can be an inspiration to someone, and tries to be nice to Lance whenever he comes by. He isn't looking for any relationships or love at the moment, so Lance will have to go heartbroken for now.

Aodhán: He spots for Myron on the bench. They meet up for trivia night once a month with some friends. Allegedly, they're from a biker gang Aodhán used to run with.

Huck: Any leftovers from his morning smoothies (orange peels, apple cores, protein bits) go straight down his gullet. He calls it "composting".

Fizz: Work and workout besties. Fizz's perpetual caffeinated state means that he can stay with Myron through his workout routine and his job at The Cafe. They mutually talk about old comic books.

Rosco: The coworker that always comes in high. Lucky for him, Rosco knows how to run a register and is good at it even when blitzed, so it's no real issue.

Gallery

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NSFW Gallery

Outside Works